5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it’s when the walls are at their softest
5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it’s when the walls are at their softest
Is that your phone in your pocket or are yuo penis just square and flat and full of information
Writing Prompt: When you were a teenager, a truck nearly ran you over. Your significant other wasn’t so lucky.
Today, you had another close encounter with a truck, and this time it got you. You’ve been Isekai’d. But when you wake up in the other world, you see a familiar face. They’re older and got a few scars, but it’s definitely your old sweetheart.
You have a heartful reunion. You catch up on your lives, you make arrangements for a new life together.
“What luck that we both wound up here.” you say during dinner.
“Luck?” your other half laughs and nearly drops their roast pixie. “Who do you think guided the truck that brought you here?”
This time it’s your turn to nearly drop your food.
Your lover smiles, but there’s something strange in their eyes. “I missed you so much, baby.”
Trapped In Another World With My Yandere Dead Girlfriend (Who’s a Lvl 99 Warlock Now)
Are you okay? Do you need to talk about it?
focuses really hard and concentrates all the microplastics in my body and then coughs this up in ur hand
I think he’s pretty neat
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur